I feel so loved by the girls on my hall.
Yesterday afternoon, Ellen, Kim, Jess, and I went to see In Good Company and out to eat at Chick-fil-A. When we got back, I was really tired even though it was only about 7:00. I went back to my room and started While You Were Sleeping. The beginning credits were on when my friend Britney knocked on the door, laptop in hand. She asked if she could come in and work on a paper, so I agreed. We listened to country music and giggled while she wrote about Islam culture. I named her paper - "From Muhammad to Madonna" - it was about the differences between our culture and theirs. After a while Britney's roommate, Kelsey, came in and we started talking about guys and what we were like in high school. It was awesome, but I started getting hungry again, so I wanted to go to The Cellar to get a Snickers. Ellen and Kelsey offered to come, but Kelsey was like, "I'm going to upstage you." (I was wearing a light green shirt and black sweatpants - i.e. my trademark on laundry day and El was wearing an old shirt and sweatpants; Kelsey was looking gorgeous, of course.) So El and I pretended to get mad and decided to tickle Kelsey and then pick her up. I was supposed to get her arms, but I was laughing so hard that I couldn't pick her up and she fell - smack - on the carpet. Ouch. I felt bad, but we were all laughing soooooooooooooooo hard...
My friend Jess decided to download AIM on her computer. I got this idea that I wanted to be the first person to send her an IM, so I ran back into my room (right across the hall), sent one, and then ran back into hers. I ran and jumped on her bed, which I thought was flush with the wall. It wasn't. The thing moved like a foot and went FWUMP against the wall, and it scared the hell out of me!!!! She and I started laughing and I fell off the bed (brillant, Kelsey and I BOTH now have ass bruises...).
Forty-five minutes later, we were listening to Gavin DeGraw and I was randomly dancing, on an obvious chocolate high. I called Brittany...it was like a drunk dial except I was just hyper. I still had several people in my room, so I decided to check my facebook. It said that my friend Matt was "in a relationship," and I was like, why didn't he tell me? So I ran to his room (our dorms are connected)...anyway, NEVER run barefoot in a guy's dorm. I stepped in something wet and had to pour Germ-X on my feet and rub them together. Anyway, Matt wasn't there so I called his cell phone. It was 12:15 a.m., and he answered. He's not dating anyone...facebook is wrong. I didn't feel stupid, though, I still felt reallyyyyyy hyper. I started dancing around and singing to Gavin, and Ellen started IMing people on my computer saying things like, "I'm a slut" and "I've had sex with Daniel many different times; we very much enjoy the kama sutra." Hahahahaha. I wanted to go tell my friend Britney that Ellen was doing that, but El grabbed my wrist and held me. Then I realized that I really had to pee (which happens when I laugh too hard...seriously!). I ran to the bathroom, and Ellen caught up with me, and we collapsed right outside the bathroom laughing, and then I had to get up really quickly to pee.
Brian, I'm sorry if you witnessed anything too crazy last night.